Don’t eat this
5 09 2007Okay, breaking news out of the bailey estate:
I’m approaching my birthday, 30 is coming faster than I ever thought. So, I have been thinking lately “hey, maybe I’ll start trying to eat a little better.” So, my wife and I were strolling through Trader Joe’s. It’s a hippie grocery store full of food that’s for vegeterians and all those other people who don’t eat beef. Weird store… I’ll leave it at that. I was taking a gander at the options while on the cereal isle, definately not your local wal-mart. I picked this stuff up called “trader joe’s granola with mixed berries.” I was thinking, “hey, I like granola bars, surely I’ll like this. And besides, I like berries – tasty treats.” I get home, put some milk on this stuff and took it for a test drive. Let me just say, I think wet cardboard has more taste than this junk. So, it’s back to my trusted favorite – Lucky Charms. Can you really go wrong with this tasty breakfast delicacy?? No you can’t.
Not that you care, but I just thought I’d save you the trouble of making the same mistake that I made.
“Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.” Mom

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